Posts Tagged ‘groom’

“So Many Men .. So Few Who Can Afford Me” Award

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

My 5th “Altar” Ego Award this week is the “So Many Men .. So Few Who Can Afford Me Award”.. when marrying one .. it doesn’t matter to these people if you’re rich .. only if you’re NOT rich .. and this week’s award goes to .. JASMINE who married a TERRY! All I can say TERRY … It’s a good thing your name makes you generous! I’m sure she was a gorgeous Bride – Vanessas are good looking – but you should have registered at the local spa .. she is going to be one high maintenance wife! I’m sure you’ve already figured this out by now .. but you probably could have bought a CONDO with the money she spent on her wedding gown ..

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Orlando Bloom Casts Miranda Kerr as leading Fiance

Monday, June 21st, 2010

It’s official! ET confirm that actor Orlando Bloom and supermodel Miranda Kerr are engaged to be married. So if Hollywood were casting for a Happily Married couple – would these two get the leads?? Well, based on their names, Orlando really wants to be in a relationship, he LOVES to talk, he’s a total story teller & will talk with anyone – Miranda is amused by this. He shares Miranda’s ambition. He’s much funnier than she is, but Miranda’s more reliable than he is. He’s going to be stubborn, she’s going to be always trying to please him – so I’d say – give them the roles & give Orlando the Einstein Award for being smart enough to find someone who’s adorable and can actually put up with his antics!!

Should Nate Be In His Best Friend’s Wedding??

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

My name is Nate. My best friend Travis is engaged to a Kristi. They’re always fighting, but just when Travis finishes telling me about their problems – they get back together. What do you think – should I plan the bachelor party or do you think they’ll break up for good before I have to rent the tux?
Hey Nate – love you Nate people – I have this theory that if you have a friend named “Nate” they’re kind of like God’s token way of apologizing to you for giving you messed up relatives. So I’m glad Travis has a nice friend, such as yourself. As for the wedding – whether you like it or not, Travis loves Kristi. He loves how she’s creative, unpredictable, dramatic, and he’s addicted to the roller coaster ride of her affections and aloofness. They play off each other’s needs. He needs to be the Knight in Shining Armor and she needs to be rescued. So if I were you, I’d start working on my Toast – hey & send me a photo of you in your tux – I bet you’ll look Handsome! If you want to know more about your name or have a dilemma with a friend you need answered log onto http://www.namezook.com!!