Jessica Simpson finally gave birth & to everyone’s surprise – she didn’t deliver a Mini-Cooper. The new mom & fiancé Eric Johnson happily announced their daughter’s full name as Maxwell Drew Johnson, “Maxi” for short.

Kathy Griffin is saying what all the rest of us are thinking – “the nickname sounds like a feminine napkin” .. oh well – Steve Job’s “iPad” didn’t sound too great either .. but it became a huge success!

While Maxwell is a popular boys moniker – placing within the top 153 most popular names for the past 12 years – Maxine – the closest sounding female name on the Social security list of most popular names – reached it’s highest popularity in 1921 when it was the 76th most popular girls name. It has since dropped off the list of top 1000 names in 1996 when it was ranked the 984th most popular name given to American baby girls.

So – what is a Maxwell “Maxi” Drew Johnson going to be like when she grows up? According to the Onomalogic studies of Namezook.com Maxi will drive her parents nuts. Maxwell will be bold, ballsy and no non -sense. She’ll “tell it like it is” but she will have a sense of humor about it – unless she goes by “Maxi” – in which case she’ll just be bold & in search of the spot light so she can be the center of attention every where she goes. Maxwell is going to be born knowing what she wants & she won’t give up asking, crying, begging etc until her parents give her exactly what she’s looking for. Good thing her parents are rich.

Maxi will be is a free spirit like her mother, smart like her father and usually be “game for anything.” She’ll share her mother’s dramatic flair and Jessica’s knack for creating stress in her life by taking on too many projects at once – overall a fun kid who wants to make an impact on this world – and her parents won’t get any sleep until they marry her off!

If you want to know what your baby will be like based on their name – log onto Namezook for all the details!