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Jessica Simpson finally gave birth & to everyone’s surprise – she didn’t deliver a Mini-Cooper. The new mom & fiancé Eric Johnson happily announced their daughter’s full name as Maxwell Drew Johnson, “Maxi” for short.

Kathy Griffin is saying what all the rest of us are thinking – “the nickname sounds like a feminine napkin” .. oh well – Steve Job’s “iPad” didn’t sound too great either .. but it became a huge success!

While Maxwell is a popular boys moniker – placing within the top 153 most popular names for the past 12 years – Maxine – the closest sounding female name on the Social security list of most popular names – reached it’s highest popularity in 1921 when it was the 76th most popular girls name. It has since dropped off the list of top 1000 names in 1996 when it was ranked the 984th most popular name given to American baby girls.

So – what is a Maxwell “Maxi” Drew Johnson going to be like when she grows up? According to the Onomalogic studies of Namezook.com Maxi will drive her parents nuts. Maxwell will be bold, ballsy and no non -sense. She’ll “tell it like it is” but she will have a sense of humor about it – unless she goes by “Maxi” – in which case she’ll just be bold & in search of the spot light so she can be the center of attention every where she goes. Maxwell is going to be born knowing what she wants & she won’t give up asking, crying, begging etc until her parents give her exactly what she’s looking for. Good thing her parents are rich.

Maxi will be is a free spirit like her mother, smart like her father and usually be “game for anything.” She’ll share her mother’s dramatic flair and Jessica’s knack for creating stress in her life by taking on too many projects at once – overall a fun kid who wants to make an impact on this world – and her parents won’t get any sleep until they marry her off!

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Survivor: The World Premieres Feb 15th, 2012

STUDS, THUGS & DRAMA QUEENS .. OH MY!!!

Well CBS has done it again. They revived their successful Reality TV Show Formula that combines Studs, Thugs & Drama Queens and exiles them to a secluded location to battle it out using brains, brawn and “Barely There” bathing suits in pursuit of a $1,000,000 prize.

Based on their names, and the onomalogic research of Kerrie Hopkins, which of these 18 Cast Members of Survivor will be the Most Competitive, Most Annoying, Most High Maintenance, Friendliest & Most Fun???

Well – for starts – here are the names of the survivors who’ll be battling with each other while pretending to be best alliances:
 Alicia, Chelsea, Sabrina, Christina, Kat, Kim, Kourtney, Monica, Nina, Bill, Colton, “Tarzan” Greg, Jay, Jonas, Leif, Matt, Michael & “Troy-zan” Troy.

The two most abundant things on Survivor: The World Island will be hydrogen and “balls” & I’m referring to the WOMAN’s side of the island! Wow are these women tough! It’s going to be like a Chernobyl of estrogen in their tribe. Every one of them has a “tell it like it is” attitude and mouth. While Kourtney & Chelsea will be the most entertaining – None of them can refrain from telling everyone else what they should be doing. They’ll all have a fuse that can go off at any time, their tribe should be called the “Grenades” instead Salani. Christina’s fuse may be slightly longer because a “Christina” is used to dealing with stress – but due to her last name – her fuse will be attached to dynamite.

Forget about getting Alicia, Greg, Colton, Jonas or Monica to do work around the camp – it would be easier asking the school bully to borrow some lunch money.

Monica will be shrewd, curious & cautious as to whom she aligns with. She’ll get along best with guys – she knows how to talk their talk – that’s her type of personality. Consequently the women will feel threatened by her – so Monica shouldn’t be surprised when the women steal her bug spray, force her to sleep under the leaky part of the roof or try to use her hair as a starter log.

As for The Troy “Troy-zan” vs Greg “Tarzan” Lantz Smith saga – They’ll be interesting to watch. Think of it as CBS ‘s very own prime time version of “Alien vs Predator.”

If having fun were a sport, Chelsea, Kourtney, Leif, Michael & Bill would be on the Varsity Team. In between looking for the Hidden Idol, I’m sure they’ll keep a look out for a Tiki Bar or Volcano Party Lounge. If one exists, I’m betting on one of these people to find it first – they just love a good time.

Colton, Tarzan-Greg, Nina, Monica & Jonas will all want to be loved; they’ll want it now, it needs to be genuine, unconditional and they’re be willing to pretend to be an alliance with you to get it.

Chivalry will be the new peanut allergy – if the men see one of their Manono tribe being too nice to the woman’s tribe – which is what a Matt, Michael or Jay would naturally do – his days will be numbered.

Don’t trust Sabrina, Kim, Nina, Monica, Jonas, Michael, Tarzan-Greg, Colton, Troy-zan or Matt as far as you can throw them – they’re there to win. They’ll talk out of both sides of their mouth and nothing will ever be their fault or responsibility. They think quick on their feet and could win a Gold Medal in excuses. They’re use and exploitation of networks, allegiances & alliances will be so shrewd, so strategic and so convoluted that everyone of them – will test positive for B.S.

Kat, Chelsea, Sabrina, Alicia, Kourtney, Tarzan Greg, Matt, Leif and Colton will talk too much – They LOVE to talk – it’s just their nature. And they all suffer from “gossip dyslexia” – they tend to gossip in FRONT of other people’s backs.

Kim & Troy-zan will be particular, secretive & observant. They’ll know everything about everyone else, but people will know little about them.

Tarzan-Greg, Jonas, Monica, Nina, Sabrina, Alicia & Kim are all “high maintenance” type people. They’ll be the ones who request the Hut with the “Turn Down” service. They like being pampered, and they’re used to having/or are striving to have – all the comforts of life. Hopefully they’ll win the rewards that allow them to stay in hotels etc. To them, having massages, eating great food, and living among luxury – is like returning to their mother ship.

Jay, Leif, Matt, Michael, & Kat (only because of her last name), will be the “Hamburger Helpers” of the island – the type, who are always trying to help out, so as to make things more convenient for everyone else around them.

Tarzan-Greg, Mike, Colton, Monica &, Alicia will all have black belts in sarcasm. Monica & Bill will be the most fortunate while “Michael Jefferson” & “Matt Quinlan” have the most affable, all round competitive, yet likable personalities based on their names!

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As I originally wrote back in 2009 about Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly – “Based on her name – Minka Kelly will be be fickle, dramatic & fun loving – she’ll make Derek laugh. BUT she’s also very independent & needs to be admired. This is a couple made up of two, strong, independent people; however Minka is capable of being the cuddly, loving type, as long as she’s being appreciated and doted on. Hopefully Derek showers her with gifts and the finest things in life & that she lets Derek make all the important decisions ’cause a Minka Kelly will be too fickle & too self absorbed to be consistent with any long term life plans.”

On Aug 25, 2011 Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly announce their split – makes perfect sense – she’s now got her Charlie’s Angle’s show & she thinks she can do better & get more attention – like I said – she’s fickle – and a nation of TV viewers can bestow a whole lot more attention on a Minka than one hot Yankee !!

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/08/25/2011-08-25_yankees_captain_derek_jeter_charlies_angels_star_minka_kelly_split_after_three_y.html

It’s Baaaack! CBS has taken its trusty formula of its successful Survivor franchise where they combine Studs, Thugs & Drama Queens, exiles them to a secluded island to battle it out using brains, brawn and “Barely There” bathing suits all in pursuit of claiming a $1,000,000 final prize!

Based on their names, and the research of America’s foremost Onomalogist; Kerrie Hopkins – here’s the breakdown of which Cast Members will be the Most Competitive, Most Annoying, Friendliest & Most fun to watch!!!

First off – let’s meet the cast. The Ometepe Tribe consists of Andrea, Ashley, Francesca, Grant, Kristina, Matt, Natalie & Phillip. The Zapatera Tribe has a much more competitive Tribal name & this team consists of Julie, Krista, David, Mike, Ralph, Sarita, Stephanie & Steve.

They say “opportunity doesn’t knock twice” but apparently “Boston Rob” Marino & villain Russell Hantz have found the doorbell – because these veteran “Surviror” cast members are returning for their 4th & 3rd time respectively – but not sure which tribes they’ll be assigned to.

When watching the Survivor Premier – you’re going to think your cable signal got crossed with “America’s Next Top Model” – CBS out did themselves & stacked the show with a mega good looking cast! So when the cast is all swimming– you’re gonna think you’re looking at a really big bowl of “hotness” soup!

Ashley, Andrea & Rob will be total “talkers”. They will always have SO many words left over after they’ve made their point ..

When fate gives you an Ashley, Grant, Matt (because of his 1st name), Mike, or Stephanie (because of her 1st name) as a tribe mate – it’s like God’s apology for giving you so many other messed up tribal mates. These people are equal opportunity friends.

The Zapatera’s Krista & Sarita may look pretty on the outside but these Drama Divas can be equal opportunity bitches. When they get mad – it will be like arguing with human crazy glue.

Speaking of Drama Diva’s – Better not say anything behind the backs of Ometepe’s Andrea or Francesca or they’ll just jump on their brooms & be up one side of you – down the other in no time!

Grant is going to feel “taken for Granted” – which will frustrate him, but he’s used to not getting credit or recognition for his efforts. Mike doesn’t care if anyone gives him recognition for his word – he’s just going to have fun playing the game and keep his mind in on the goal.

David, Matt (because of his last name) Phillip, Stephanie (because of her last name) Ralph & Sarita will be as pleasant as a migraine when they’re mad at you They can argue more than trial lawyers when someone ticks them off.

Don’t pull the “voted off the island” rip cord just yet for Phillip, Ralph, Krista, or David! Because of their names – they are particularly fortunate in opportunities & on getting “second chances”. So expect these four to get an immunity or an unexpected opportunity sometime during the game.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management! Ashley, David, Stephanie (because of her last name), Julie, Russell, Sarita & Steve will be excellent at passing the blame to anyone but themselves. .” Not much fazes or deters them. They believe in themselves and don’t listen to their critics.

You’re going to think Julie, David, Steve, Sarita, Russell, Rob and Ralph have found the key to “Confidence Town!” They will be ultra shrewd and confident. They’re going to treat their alliances more like hostages than teammates so the rest of the cast should not trust them as far as they can throw them. They’re there to win. They’ll talk out of both sides of their mouth, they think quick on their feet and if lying were a sport – these people would be on the varsity team.

So who’s going to win?? I predict Mike Chiesl will be adding coin to his bank account come May Sweeps Week! Based on his name he’ll get along with everyone, he won’t complain, he’ll be a worker, an idea person, he’ll make this experience an adventure and if he can stay “under the radar” as a threat to winning the million in the bottom 3 – I believe he has all the traits of a winner:)

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If You Bet Christina Aguilera would hold the note for “Brave” longer than 6 seconds when singing the National Anthem @ Super Bowl 45 – you won some coin .. best we could time – it went on for 11 seconds!!! To see more bets or to see how Christina botched the National Anthem

And if you bet which color the gatorade would be when it’s dumped on the winning coach’s head – it was ORANGE!!

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Well – Brad Womack- “Bromack” to Bachelor fans – let go of a sassy & funny Meghan; she could have been a match because based on her name – she’d keep him laughing, she has an independent mind of her own & she would have gotten along with Brad’s friends – ’cause a Meghan gets along well with guys .. He voted off Lindsay who based on her name is fun loving, high maintenance & would have maxed out Bromack’s credit limits in no time – a Lindsay just LOVES to shop & measures how much you love you based on how much you spend on her – so that was a smart move on Bromack’s part. Then he deprived “try anything once” Stacey of a rose – not sure if he let her go because she admitted to cheating on her college beau but based on her name- for whatever reason she left – She wouldn’t have been a match- a Stacey is typically a needy drama queen and while she would have been fun to have around & a Brad is attracted to drama queens – long term – she wouldn’t be a good match for Brad.

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On this week’s Brad Womack’s The Bachelor – Part Two he had to weed out a few more bachelorettes in his quest for a wife. Based on their names- a Brad is easy going and usually attracts either drama queens or control freaks as his partner – which rarely makes him happy in the long run. This week “Madison” – vampire woman – left on her own in tears – but they NEVER would have been a match – she’d be BOTH a drama queen AND a control freak. He would have been miserable with this one – they would have been broken up & she’d have had a publicity agent trying to sell her rights to a book way before their reunion show could even be taped! At the Rose Ceremony Brad eliminated “Sarah P” – good move – she would have pushed him all over the place, Then he let go of “Kimberly” – who actually would have been a match – she’s good looking, independent .. which IS a match for a Brad – BUT she must not have had enough drama for him .. well can’t wait til next week!

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A person named Brad has a great life -he’s wiling to work – but great things happen to him- I think he gets Chantal- ’cause she’s the richest Bachelorette on the show .. plus she has a very well connected dad .. she’s a no brainer for Brad:)

Well Brad did pretty well for himself last night on episode 1 of The Bachelor .. take two!! He got rid of four women who would have driven him crazy by pushing him around – J, Lauren, Renee & Sarah L. He got rid of a couple gold diggers – Britnee & Cristy. He dumped a couple of girls who’d be emotionally needy – Rebecca & Lisa P but he also got rid of a funster – Jill and a free-spirit Lacey – who would have added some memorable soundbites in the upcoming episodes.
The 20 who survived the 1st cocktail party & get to move into the Mansion are:
Ashley S, Michelle, Kimberly, Madison, Emily, Raichel, Keltie, Ashley H., Meghan, Lisa M., Lindsay, Alli, Sarah P., Marissa, Britt, Stacey, Shawntel M., Jackie, Melissa, and Chantel O. – the girl who slapped him!

Which tells me .. Brad’s attracted to good looking women and he’s still open to the opportunity of settling down with a drama queen, a money monger, a bitch, a scatterbrain or a normal girl – can’t wait to see which one he picks!!!

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Based on their names – here’s what Brad Womack’s 30 Bachelorettes will be like ..
Most fun- Keltie, Lacey, Melissa, Meghan, Britnee & Jill
Most fickle Marissa & Melissa
Most likely to be there ’cause they want to marry for money – Lindsay, Keltie, Chantal, Britt, Britnee, Lauren, Melissa, Christy & Jackie
Most likely to be a drama queen – Stacey, Raichel, Marissa, Michelle, Rebecca & Shawntel
Most likely to push Brad around til they get what they want – Madison, Meghan, Michelle, Renee, J, Sarah L & Sarah P
Most easy going – Alli, Ashley H, Ashley S, Emily, Lisa P & Lisa M
Best match for Brad? Ashley H – she’ll be good looking, fun loving, creative, and easy going .. she’ll also have daddy issues .. but that will totally play into Brad’s favor because he’s 11 years older than her!!

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