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It’s Baaaack! CBS has taken its trusty formula of its successful Survivor franchise where they combine Studs, Thugs & Drama Queens, exiles them to a secluded island to battle it out using brains, brawn and “Barely There” bathing suits all in pursuit of claiming a $1,000,000 final prize!

Based on their names, and the research of America’s foremost Onomalogist; Kerrie Hopkins – here’s the breakdown of which Cast Members will be the Most Competitive, Most Annoying, Friendliest & Most fun to watch!!!

First off – let’s meet the cast. The Ometepe Tribe consists of Andrea, Ashley, Francesca, Grant, Kristina, Matt, Natalie & Phillip. The Zapatera Tribe has a much more competitive Tribal name & this team consists of Julie, Krista, David, Mike, Ralph, Sarita, Stephanie & Steve.

They say “opportunity doesn’t knock twice” but apparently “Boston Rob” Marino & villain Russell Hantz have found the doorbell – because these veteran “Surviror” cast members are returning for their 4th & 3rd time respectively – but not sure which tribes they’ll be assigned to.

When watching the Survivor Premier – you’re going to think your cable signal got crossed with “America’s Next Top Model” – CBS out did themselves & stacked the show with a mega good looking cast! So when the cast is all swimming– you’re gonna think you’re looking at a really big bowl of “hotness” soup!

Ashley, Andrea & Rob will be total “talkers”. They will always have SO many words left over after they’ve made their point ..

When fate gives you an Ashley, Grant, Matt (because of his 1st name), Mike, or Stephanie (because of her 1st name) as a tribe mate – it’s like God’s apology for giving you so many other messed up tribal mates. These people are equal opportunity friends.

The Zapatera’s Krista & Sarita may look pretty on the outside but these Drama Divas can be equal opportunity bitches. When they get mad – it will be like arguing with human crazy glue.

Speaking of Drama Diva’s – Better not say anything behind the backs of Ometepe’s Andrea or Francesca or they’ll just jump on their brooms & be up one side of you – down the other in no time!

Grant is going to feel “taken for Granted” – which will frustrate him, but he’s used to not getting credit or recognition for his efforts. Mike doesn’t care if anyone gives him recognition for his word – he’s just going to have fun playing the game and keep his mind in on the goal.

David, Matt (because of his last name) Phillip, Stephanie (because of her last name) Ralph & Sarita will be as pleasant as a migraine when they’re mad at you They can argue more than trial lawyers when someone ticks them off.

Don’t pull the “voted off the island” rip cord just yet for Phillip, Ralph, Krista, or David! Because of their names – they are particularly fortunate in opportunities & on getting “second chances”. So expect these four to get an immunity or an unexpected opportunity sometime during the game.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management! Ashley, David, Stephanie (because of her last name), Julie, Russell, Sarita & Steve will be excellent at passing the blame to anyone but themselves. .” Not much fazes or deters them. They believe in themselves and don’t listen to their critics.

You’re going to think Julie, David, Steve, Sarita, Russell, Rob and Ralph have found the key to “Confidence Town!” They will be ultra shrewd and confident. They’re going to treat their alliances more like hostages than teammates so the rest of the cast should not trust them as far as they can throw them. They’re there to win. They’ll talk out of both sides of their mouth, they think quick on their feet and if lying were a sport – these people would be on the varsity team.

So who’s going to win?? I predict Mike Chiesl will be adding coin to his bank account come May Sweeps Week! Based on his name he’ll get along with everyone, he won’t complain, he’ll be a worker, an idea person, he’ll make this experience an adventure and if he can stay “under the radar” as a threat to winning the million in the bottom 3 – I believe he has all the traits of a winner:)

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If You Bet Christina Aguilera would hold the note for “Brave” longer than 6 seconds when singing the National Anthem @ Super Bowl 45 – you won some coin .. best we could time – it went on for 11 seconds!!! To see more bets or to see how Christina botched the National Anthem

And if you bet which color the gatorade would be when it’s dumped on the winning coach’s head – it was ORANGE!!

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Well Chad Ochocinco reality star and wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals is changing his name back to his real name Chad Johnson .. will it help his football career – ABSOLUTELY!!
Let’s review – in August of 2008 – Chad Johnson changed his name to “Chad Ochocinco” because he wore the jersey # “85″. So in spanish this translates to “eight-five” and the name change was catchy, got him press, he created a “brand” and got a couple of reality shows Dancing with the Stars & VH1′s The Ultimate Coach:Dating Show. He was SO good at branding that in 2009 he was filmed for a Japanese documentary on the NFL and he even changed the name on his uniform to “hachi go” which is japanese for “8-5″ – adorable right?? Well cute doesn’t translate to excellence on the field.
Chad Ochocinco -proceeded to pi** off practically everyone on his team – especially his coach and his stats were off, (although he did manage to get 9 td’s in 2009) Let’s re-cap.. according to FoxSports Chad has had 10,783 receiving yards on 751 receptions with 66 touchdowns since being drafted to the Bengals in 2001. This gave him the Bengals’s franchise records for receiving yards and receptions .. but since the name change – his numbers have sucked in comparison to what he’s capable of .. this year he got 831 yards on 67 receptions and only 4 touchdowns .. you can’t get to the Super Bowl with these numbers!
So based on his name a “Chad Johnson” will always be a good athlete – every coach should have a “Chad Johnson” on their team to give them the competitive edge .. right along with a Jim, Jason, Troy .. I digress .. but the name “Chad Johnson” makes a person a “team player” .. he’s capable, cocky, confident, methodical about achieving, and is great at communicating what needs to get done then assuming the leadership position to make things happen.
A person named “Chad Ochocinco” is pure stubborn, independent and has a temper .. he’s still going to be a good communicator – but only when the talking pertains to himself!
By going back to Chad Johnson – Coach Lewis, his teammates and even Chad will notice a whole lot better playing, better athlete and nicer guy. Oh – and the Bengal fans are going to get their ‘ol amazing 2nd round draft pick back! Good luck Chad Johnson – adios Ochcocinco!!

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Model Miranda Kerr and husband actor Orlando Bloom named their new son “Flynn”. So what is a Flynn going to be like?? Well the name “Flynn Kerr- Bloom” sounds like a bomb exploding .. coincidence?? I don’t think so! This kid is going to be one feisty, live wire. Full of energy, creativity and a zeal for fun! His parents will love his sense of humor but they won’t be too thrilled with his independence .. this boy has a mind of his own and won’t listen to a thing his parents tell him. So Miranda & Orlando – don’t be surprised that your little party animal has lots of friends, and a great imagination – which will come in handy when he needs an excuse for when you catch him trying to put a hot tub in his tree house or when he has a 100 person house party, the 1st time you go out for date night! So in conclusion .. enjoy the time between now and when he learns to walk & open doors – ’cause this kid is gonna want to explore the world and create an adventure for himself!

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Based on her name – Delta is fun! I’m sure she makes him laugh, he loves that she’s good looking, puts herself together well, cares about her appearance – she cares about his appearance too – so don’t know if she liked his recent hair cut .. As for a Brian – they were parent pleasers growing up, have a bunch of different talents, even at a young age, but he’s push/pull with his emotions, he’s very hard on himself – his own worst critic, sometimes Delta will feel total love & support from him, then an instant later he can be be distant and disinterested .. his cocky attitude will keep her coming around for a while, but with her success, she’s not going to put up with that long term. His last name makes him daring – so I’m sure he’ll be doing some bone head things that will tick her off – like when Russell Brand took a bad photo of Katy Perry and posted it to twitter .. Brian will do something similar – acts that are not funny and not thought through (that’s his last name) and she’ll be stubborn (that’s her last name). So if people tell her Brian isn’t good for her – she’ll get all stubborn and marry him anyway to prove everyone is wrong. But if everyone stays quiet & lets her figure it out for herself, she’ll start fighting more and more with him and they’ll eventually break up on their own. Her success is killing him. He wants to be more successful than her – some guys can take the wife being more successful – a Brian can’t and his last name is what makes him “act out” when he’s frustrated. With his acting out – he’ll be doing bonehead things in no time .. but like I said – she has a sense of humor – so initially his goofy or bonehead things don’t bother her – she’s amused – but they will bother her soon enough. I’m shocked they’ve been together since 2004 and she hasn’t dumped him yet – but I did notice they were supposed to get married in December and didn’t. Hmmm ..

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A person named Brad has a great life -he’s wiling to work – but great things happen to him- I think he gets Chantal- ’cause she’s the richest Bachelorette on the show .. plus she has a very well connected dad .. she’s a no brainer for Brad:)

Well Brad did pretty well for himself last night on episode 1 of The Bachelor .. take two!! He got rid of four women who would have driven him crazy by pushing him around – J, Lauren, Renee & Sarah L. He got rid of a couple gold diggers – Britnee & Cristy. He dumped a couple of girls who’d be emotionally needy – Rebecca & Lisa P but he also got rid of a funster – Jill and a free-spirit Lacey – who would have added some memorable soundbites in the upcoming episodes.
The 20 who survived the 1st cocktail party & get to move into the Mansion are:
Ashley S, Michelle, Kimberly, Madison, Emily, Raichel, Keltie, Ashley H., Meghan, Lisa M., Lindsay, Alli, Sarah P., Marissa, Britt, Stacey, Shawntel M., Jackie, Melissa, and Chantel O. – the girl who slapped him!

Which tells me .. Brad’s attracted to good looking women and he’s still open to the opportunity of settling down with a drama queen, a money monger, a bitch, a scatterbrain or a normal girl – can’t wait to see which one he picks!!!

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Based on their names – here’s what Brad Womack’s 30 Bachelorettes will be like ..
Most fun- Keltie, Lacey, Melissa, Meghan, Britnee & Jill
Most fickle Marissa & Melissa
Most likely to be there ’cause they want to marry for money – Lindsay, Keltie, Chantal, Britt, Britnee, Lauren, Melissa, Christy & Jackie
Most likely to be a drama queen – Stacey, Raichel, Marissa, Michelle, Rebecca & Shawntel
Most likely to push Brad around til they get what they want – Madison, Meghan, Michelle, Renee, J, Sarah L & Sarah P
Most easy going – Alli, Ashley H, Ashley S, Emily, Lisa P & Lisa M
Best match for Brad? Ashley H – she’ll be good looking, fun loving, creative, and easy going .. she’ll also have daddy issues .. but that will totally play into Brad’s favor because he’s 11 years older than her!!

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12/21/10 Zac Efron is rumored to be rebounding with co-star Taylor Schilling – a Taylor would be a MUCH better match for a Zac than his ex- a Vanessa. Taylor would let him shine for once – a Vanessa was all about what can Zac do for her – he probably got tired of always catering to Vanessa’s needs – Taylor’s last name gives her a sense of humor to keep up with Zac and an independence to know when to leave Zac alone long enough so they can actually miss each other ..

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Good thing Dad knows how to pick blockbuster movies to star in ‘cause – wow his new “Locklyn” is gonna be a shopper!! A Locklyn will just LOVE that dad has disposable income!! Vince will soon see that Locklyn’s shopping habits will be like a second mortgage. She’s going to be a “talker”, she’ll be stubborn and she’ll have Dad’s sense of humor. Her middle name will make her just like her mom – a great “fun buddy” but she will be selective as to whom she parties with- she really likes hanging with the cool kids. She’ll share mom’s love for quality, expensive taste & will have a flair for fashion; putting herself together well and she’ll be creative about it! The best news of all is that, because of her name – opportunities will just fall in her lap – she’s going to have a great knack for being in the right place at the right time! Great name choice mom & dad

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