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Jessica Simpson finally gave birth & to everyone’s surprise – she didn’t deliver a Mini-Cooper. The new mom & fiancé Eric Johnson happily announced their daughter’s full name as Maxwell Drew Johnson, “Maxi” for short.

Kathy Griffin is saying what all the rest of us are thinking – “the nickname sounds like a feminine napkin” .. oh well – Steve Job’s “iPad” didn’t sound too great either .. but it became a huge success!

While Maxwell is a popular boys moniker – placing within the top 153 most popular names for the past 12 years – Maxine – the closest sounding female name on the Social security list of most popular names – reached it’s highest popularity in 1921 when it was the 76th most popular girls name. It has since dropped off the list of top 1000 names in 1996 when it was ranked the 984th most popular name given to American baby girls.

So – what is a Maxwell “Maxi” Drew Johnson going to be like when she grows up? According to the Onomalogic studies of Namezook.com Maxi will drive her parents nuts. Maxwell will be bold, ballsy and no non -sense. She’ll “tell it like it is” but she will have a sense of humor about it – unless she goes by “Maxi” – in which case she’ll just be bold & in search of the spot light so she can be the center of attention every where she goes. Maxwell is going to be born knowing what she wants & she won’t give up asking, crying, begging etc until her parents give her exactly what she’s looking for. Good thing her parents are rich.

Maxi will be is a free spirit like her mother, smart like her father and usually be “game for anything.” She’ll share her mother’s dramatic flair and Jessica’s knack for creating stress in her life by taking on too many projects at once – overall a fun kid who wants to make an impact on this world – and her parents won’t get any sleep until they marry her off!

If you want to know what your baby will be like based on their name – log onto Namezook for all the details!

Ben Affleck & Jen Garner announced their baby’s name as Samuel. Well here’s what their baby action hero will be like .. He”ll tend to endure a whole bunch of hardship in his childhood, so his need for acceptance and approval as an adult will be heightened. He’ll think “outside the box,” his best trait will be that he’s “solution oriented” and that he’ll have interesting, creative ideas – half of which probably won’t be legal. Samuel will definitely be unique.

Jason Bateman’s new baby girl “Maple” will be funny, assertive & luck will just drop in her lap – goofy name but she’s gonna have a good life!!

If you want to know the personality traits of your little one – log onto Namezook & find out if your kid will be on the honor roll or the principal’s speed dial..

Survivor: The World Premieres Feb 15th, 2012

STUDS, THUGS & DRAMA QUEENS .. OH MY!!!

Well CBS has done it again. They revived their successful Reality TV Show Formula that combines Studs, Thugs & Drama Queens and exiles them to a secluded location to battle it out using brains, brawn and “Barely There” bathing suits in pursuit of a $1,000,000 prize.

Based on their names, and the onomalogic research of Kerrie Hopkins, which of these 18 Cast Members of Survivor will be the Most Competitive, Most Annoying, Most High Maintenance, Friendliest & Most Fun???

Well – for starts – here are the names of the survivors who’ll be battling with each other while pretending to be best alliances:
 Alicia, Chelsea, Sabrina, Christina, Kat, Kim, Kourtney, Monica, Nina, Bill, Colton, “Tarzan” Greg, Jay, Jonas, Leif, Matt, Michael & “Troy-zan” Troy.

The two most abundant things on Survivor: The World Island will be hydrogen and “balls” & I’m referring to the WOMAN’s side of the island! Wow are these women tough! It’s going to be like a Chernobyl of estrogen in their tribe. Every one of them has a “tell it like it is” attitude and mouth. While Kourtney & Chelsea will be the most entertaining – None of them can refrain from telling everyone else what they should be doing. They’ll all have a fuse that can go off at any time, their tribe should be called the “Grenades” instead Salani. Christina’s fuse may be slightly longer because a “Christina” is used to dealing with stress – but due to her last name – her fuse will be attached to dynamite.

Forget about getting Alicia, Greg, Colton, Jonas or Monica to do work around the camp – it would be easier asking the school bully to borrow some lunch money.

Monica will be shrewd, curious & cautious as to whom she aligns with. She’ll get along best with guys – she knows how to talk their talk – that’s her type of personality. Consequently the women will feel threatened by her – so Monica shouldn’t be surprised when the women steal her bug spray, force her to sleep under the leaky part of the roof or try to use her hair as a starter log.

As for The Troy “Troy-zan” vs Greg “Tarzan” Lantz Smith saga – They’ll be interesting to watch. Think of it as CBS ‘s very own prime time version of “Alien vs Predator.”

If having fun were a sport, Chelsea, Kourtney, Leif, Michael & Bill would be on the Varsity Team. In between looking for the Hidden Idol, I’m sure they’ll keep a look out for a Tiki Bar or Volcano Party Lounge. If one exists, I’m betting on one of these people to find it first – they just love a good time.

Colton, Tarzan-Greg, Nina, Monica & Jonas will all want to be loved; they’ll want it now, it needs to be genuine, unconditional and they’re be willing to pretend to be an alliance with you to get it.

Chivalry will be the new peanut allergy – if the men see one of their Manono tribe being too nice to the woman’s tribe – which is what a Matt, Michael or Jay would naturally do – his days will be numbered.

Don’t trust Sabrina, Kim, Nina, Monica, Jonas, Michael, Tarzan-Greg, Colton, Troy-zan or Matt as far as you can throw them – they’re there to win. They’ll talk out of both sides of their mouth and nothing will ever be their fault or responsibility. They think quick on their feet and could win a Gold Medal in excuses. They’re use and exploitation of networks, allegiances & alliances will be so shrewd, so strategic and so convoluted that everyone of them – will test positive for B.S.

Kat, Chelsea, Sabrina, Alicia, Kourtney, Tarzan Greg, Matt, Leif and Colton will talk too much – They LOVE to talk – it’s just their nature. And they all suffer from “gossip dyslexia” – they tend to gossip in FRONT of other people’s backs.

Kim & Troy-zan will be particular, secretive & observant. They’ll know everything about everyone else, but people will know little about them.

Tarzan-Greg, Jonas, Monica, Nina, Sabrina, Alicia & Kim are all “high maintenance” type people. They’ll be the ones who request the Hut with the “Turn Down” service. They like being pampered, and they’re used to having/or are striving to have – all the comforts of life. Hopefully they’ll win the rewards that allow them to stay in hotels etc. To them, having massages, eating great food, and living among luxury – is like returning to their mother ship.

Jay, Leif, Matt, Michael, & Kat (only because of her last name), will be the “Hamburger Helpers” of the island – the type, who are always trying to help out, so as to make things more convenient for everyone else around them.

Tarzan-Greg, Mike, Colton, Monica &, Alicia will all have black belts in sarcasm. Monica & Bill will be the most fortunate while “Michael Jefferson” & “Matt Quinlan” have the most affable, all round competitive, yet likable personalities based on their names!

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Should be a GREAT sseason!!

This analysis Was Based On The Research Of Kerrie Hopkins. For More On A Name – Log Onto Namezook & Get YOUR Very Own Personal Name Analysis!

Ryan Gosling is the answer for which celeb didn’t change their name!! Which is good – because a “Ryan” is a nice guy – plus his last name makes him humble & independent – so it’s a good all-round name!
Ashton Kutcher was a “Christopher” which makes him a MUCH bigger partier now that he goes by Ashton. Demi should have married a Chris! Jennifer Aniston was Jennifer Anastasakis before the name change – which means she became more friendly, less spontaneous and less of a Diva, but on the downside – the new name made her less bright. Hopefully she took her SAT’s before the name change! As for Bruce Willis – he was born “Walter – somehow I picture a Bruce better in “Die Hard” movies. A “Walter” would be much more concerned with how he looked or where he was going for dinner, instead of catching bad guys .. & he wouldn’t want to ruin his clothes. A Bruce is much more assertive, “does as he pleases” and doesn’t listen to his critics – Much better name for an Action Hero!!

Thank you for all the survey responses!! The Survey didn’t track responder’s emails – so if you responded & would like to win the free 1st Name Report – email me @ Kerri@namezook & I’ll pick a winner today!
If you want to know about your name or thinking of CHANGING your name – log onto Namezook & see how it will affect your personality!!

GOP Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich’s 2nd ex-wife is participating in a tell-all interview with ABC’s Brian Ross tonight. What will a Marianne be willing to talk about?? Well based on her name & my reputation as the world’s foremost personality profiler – Newt’s gonna wish he had married a “Hannah” or an “Alison” or some other kind person who would have tolerated his indiscretions .. but he didn’t – he married a Marianne Ginther & a “Marianne Ginther Gingrich” is a person who’s out for revenge and won’t be afraid to say Newt is an idiot wrapped in a moron!!!

Marianne is no angel – she cheated with Newt while he was married to 1st wife Jackie – so I don’t give her any sympathy and little credence. But since everyone’s asking = here’s what I am certain about her .. Marianne LOVES to talk – so there is no coincidence that she was booked for 1/2 hour interview – and she spoke to the reporter for 2 straight hours. A Marianne can’t help herself – that’s her nature – she just LOVES to talk. PLUS she’ll throw everyone “under the bus” while she’s at it – sometimes intentional, sometimes unintentional but tonight it will be totally intentional! A Marianne MUST control everything and everyone in her life – since Newt left HER and got divorced because of “illness and fatigue” (he was sick and tired of her) .. she had no control. Now she has reporters who want her & this is her shining moment to feel a sense of control over her life again. Add to this to the fact that a “Marianne” has a martyr mentality – so although SHE was the OTHER woman at one time – somehow she’ll totally forget her participation in that and EVERYTHING will be everyone else’s fault – in this case – it will be Newt. Marianne is going to have one heck of a Newt Character torch fest tonight – should be interesting to watch.

If you want to know the personality traits of someone who’ll be trashing you – log onto Namezook

Media all over the world is contacting me to talk about the personality traits of Beyonce & Jay Z’s new daughter – so might was well share it with my blog buddies too!
Blue will LOVE to be surrounded by family & friends – Just like Mom. She’ll have a fun loving sense of humor like Dad. She’ll have the work ethic of both of them but I don’t like part of her name & what it will mean to her future – but can only share that with specific people.

Her middle name “Ivy” makes her completely “high maintenance!!” She’ll be a partier, obsessed with her looks, clothes, etc. She’ll LOVE that her parent’s credit cards don’t have credit limits .. on the downside – she won’t listen to a single word her mom or dad tell her if it has anything to do with curfews, boyfriends or spending money .. Beyonce & Jay Z are going to wish they made her middle number “4″ instead of using the cryptic IV roman numeral reference ..

If you want to know about your baby’s name or anyone else you’re curious about – just log onto Namezook!

As I originally wrote back in 2009 about Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly – “Based on her name – Minka Kelly will be be fickle, dramatic & fun loving – she’ll make Derek laugh. BUT she’s also very independent & needs to be admired. This is a couple made up of two, strong, independent people; however Minka is capable of being the cuddly, loving type, as long as she’s being appreciated and doted on. Hopefully Derek showers her with gifts and the finest things in life & that she lets Derek make all the important decisions ’cause a Minka Kelly will be too fickle & too self absorbed to be consistent with any long term life plans.”

On Aug 25, 2011 Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly announce their split – makes perfect sense – she’s now got her Charlie’s Angle’s show & she thinks she can do better & get more attention – like I said – she’s fickle – and a nation of TV viewers can bestow a whole lot more attention on a Minka than one hot Yankee !!

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/08/25/2011-08-25_yankees_captain_derek_jeter_charlies_angels_star_minka_kelly_split_after_three_y.html

A person named “Robert Pattinson” is capable, hard working, and he needs to be respected and admired. He’s driven by his need to succeed & to achieve more than others. Because of Robert’s full name he really values his camaraderie with his friends; and he is most comfortable when surrounded by his guy friends. Robert typically has a private part of his life that he rarely divulges to anyone. He has many interests, is very resourceful, and loves information. He can talk about many diverse topics and people find his knowledge to be extensive, however when he divulges his vast knowledge, he can be perceived as being pompous.

Robert’s full name gives him access to tons of privileges, abilities and opportunities that the rest of us can only dream of. He’s very fortunate. His name also gives him the need to have his opinions heard. Being an actor is a perfect profession for Robert – he’ll gain all the respect he craves because he’s capable PLUS his celebrity status gives him the forum to express his beliefs and his opinions to a world wide audience.

So while this Robert Pattinson is hot – not ALL Robert Pattinsons are hot – but they are capable, independent and lucky!

If you want to know if your name makes you “hot” or “lucky” log onto Namezook for your custom report!

A “Taylor Alison Swift” is good looking, friendly and a decent person. She loves to be surrounded by people and wants to feel a sense of belonging. She scores low on the “tantrum scale” – She’d rather be the “peace maker” or the one to calm a tense situation. She’s kind and makes a good friend. Swifty’s entire name (1st, Middle & last) makes her doubly nice. She’s sweet, has a subtle wit and she’s the kind of friend who walks in, when everyone else is walking out. A Taylor Alison Swift – or “Swifty” for short – is a person who’s funny and just LOVES to crack other people up by telling jokes or pulling pranks. Her full name give Taylor a big dose of wit and creativity – and this is what sets her apart from other song writers – her full name gives her heart & sincerity but it also makes her unconventional and unique.

If you want to know if you’re creative or unique because of your name – log onto Namezook for your very own full custom report!!