Zookie Awards

ZOOKIE AWARDS - 2010
CELEB COUPLE MOST LIKELY TO BE REALLY COMPATIBLE
Best Celeb Couple
and the Award goes to ...
Mike Comrie & Hilary Duff
I like this couple! Based on my research and their names, they have lot of fun together! He loves that she’s ambitious, selective, fun loving, and strong willed. She loves that he’s ambitious, curious, that his mind is always thinking, and that he appreciates the finer things in life – just like her. The only thing out of order in the relationship is that Mike will put his interests first, and that won't be cool for Hilary; but they’ll work this out – since they’re very compatible.

Honorable Mention: Mike Fisher & Carrie Underwood
I like this couple as well! Mike will be the funny, playful one; and Carrie will be the ambitious, 'take control' type person. Mike is no dummy - he’ll let Carrie have things done her way. As long as Mike’s need for livin’ the good life is met, Carrie can run the house and their social life. Mike will be the hot, happy hubby who thanks his lucky stars that he got his beautiful & talented wife.

CELEB COUPLE MOST LIKELY TO MAKE THE BIGGEST HOT MESS
Feistiest Celeb Couple
and the Award goes to ...
Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson
The couple look good on the outside, but when Ashlee’s TV show got cancelled and Pete’s music tour heated up – that was when the real troubles began. Ashlee deals with difficultly by seeking comfort from guys in her life; and with Pete out on tour ... I’m sure she’s crying her fake eyelashes onto some hot guy’s shoulder. At the same time, Pete Lewis Kingston Wentz is going to be a funster; so instead of feeling badly for his wife at home with their baby, he’s focusing on his career & the wild tour. My advice to Pete – if you get any more “in touch” with your “inner child” you’re going to need an “inner nanny” ... so either cut your tour short or bring your family on tour to keep the peace.

Honorable Mention: Eric Johnson & Jessica Simpson
Since her divorce from Nick Lachey, Jessica just can't resist the "bad boy". In May Jessica teamed up with former San Francisco 49’s footballer Eric Jonson; by November they were engaged. He might be easy to look at, but he tends to get drunk in public, cause trouble, and is unemployed. This can’t be a match. Eric is unconventional and unpredictable, and Jessica will never be able to control him. Oh well, Jessica – you may be miserable in your marriage – but at least, you’re still good looking!

CELEB KID WITH THE BEST CHANCE OF TURNING OUT COOL (DESPITE HAVING CELEB PARENTS)
Best Celeb Kid
and the Award goes to ...
Vince Vaughn & wife Kyla's baby daughter,
Locklyn Kyla Vaughn
Good thing Dad knows how to pick blockbuster movies to star in, ‘cause – wow his new 'Locklyn' is gonna be a shopper! She will just LOVE that dad has disposable income!! Vince will soon see that Locklyn’s shopping habits will be like a second mortgage. She’s going to be a 'talker'; she’ll be stubborn, but will have Dad’s sense of humor. Locklyn will be a great fun buddy like her mom as well, but she'll be selective as to whom she parties with - she will really like hanging with the cool kids. She’ll share her mom’s love for quality, expensive taste, and will have a flair for fashion, putting herself together well; and she’ll be creative about it! The best news of all is that, because of her name – opportunities will just fall in her lap. Locklyn’s going to have a great knack for being in the right place at the right time! Great name choice, mom & dad!

Honorable Mention: Will Arnett and Amy Poehler's new son, Abel James Arnett
He'll be smart, assertive , lovable, and it won’t be long before he figures out how to make home movies and put them on youtube. Funny and smart – that sums up what Abel James Arnett will be all about!

CELEB KID WITH THE BEST CHANCE OF BEING ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE BEVERLY HILLS POLICE CHIEF
Feistiest Celeb Kid
and the Award goes to ...
Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr's new son, Flynn
Actor Orlando Bloom and Model Miranda Kerr has named their new son, Flynn. So what is a Flynn going to be like? Well the name, Flynn Kerr-Bloom sounds like a bomb exploding!! Coincidence? I don't think so! This kid is going to be one feisty, live wire, full of energy, creativity, and a zeal for fun! His parents will love his sense of humor, but they won't be too thrilled with his independence ... This boy has a mind of his own and won't listen to a thing his parents tell him. So Miranda & Orlando - don't be surprised that your little party animal has lots of friends, and a great imagination - which will come in handy when he needs an excuse for when you catch him trying to put a hot tub in his tree house or when he has a 100 person house party, the first time you go out for date night! So in conclusion ... enjoy the time between now and when he learns to walk and open doors - 'cause this kid is gonna want to explore the world and create an adventure for himself!

Honorable Mention: Elton John & David Furnish’ baby boy,
Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John

Look out Elton & David – once your kid learns to crawl and talk, he will be one completely bold, good looking, mischievous little boy who will have the knack of talking his way out of most of the grandiose trouble he manages to get himself into. He’ll have a mind of his own. Elton & David won’t be able to tell him anything he doesn’t already know – but he’ll be a riot to watch. Zachary’s life is going to be an adventure worthy of front page coverage on the tabloids!

BEST CELEB PET
Best Celeb Pet
and the Award goes to ...
Charlize Theron's dog, Delilah
Delilah is fun loving, silly, center of attention type dog, but she has a heart and would do anything for her pet parent. Good name choice, Charlize!

Honorable Mention: Jim Carey's dog, George
George was probably a goofy looking puppy, but then he grows into his personality. 'Georges' have fortunate lives – they associate with all the important people. So George having a famous movie star pet parent is no surprise for George.

MOST GOOGLED NAME OF THE YEAR
Kate Gosselin
But mostly it was her kids trying to find out where she was.

MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES, FOR BOYS, OF THE YEAR
Jacob, Ethan, & Michael

MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES, FOR GIRLS, OF THE YEAR
Isabella, Sophia, & Emma

LEAST POPULAR NAMES OF THE YEAR
Mel Gibson, Chris Brown & John Edwards
 
Dishonorable Mention: The White House party crashers - The Salahis

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