Zookie Awards

ZOOKIE AWARDS - 2009
CELEB COUPLE MOST LIKELY TO BE REALLY COMPATIBLE
Best Celeb Couple
and the Award goes to ...
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner
He loves that she's hot and nurturing. She loves that he's always there for her, and that he knows how to network with his friends so he’s always at the “right” place at the “right” time to get in on a great movie project which will make enough money to buy the secure home life she craves. Oh - and if he ever calls her “Jen” he better be prepared never to win an argument against her ever again ...



Honorable Mention: Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick
As long as he keeps his quick wit and creativity alive and Kyra gives him his independence, and Kyra gets to be in a job where she can laugh and be admired and Kevin shows her his appreciation once in a while ..., then I am certain this fun loving personable couple will be the only people in Hollywood, not in need of couple’s therapy.

CELEB COUPLE MOST LIKEY TO MAKE THE BIGGEST HOT MESS
Feistiest Celeb Couple
and the Award goes to ...
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart
Kristen is excellent at finding great guys - I wish I could have her left-overs. She likes roller coaster type relationships; she loves the chase and the "falling in love" part, but then she gets bored. So essentially, she sucks them in (no Twilight reference intended) uses them up, then spits them out so she can go on to her next great guy. I'm guessing Kristen will let Robert off her roller coaster eventually, but until then, they do look good together. Robert loves Kristen's personality, her love for spontaneity, and even though she's got a hot temper when she wants one, I'm sure the make up sex is keeping him hanging around.

Honorable Mention: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel
Jessica just can't resist the "bad boy". She is still hangin on to Justin who is the typical non-committal, "live for the moment", "try anything once" kind of guy.

CELEB KID WITH THE BEST CHANCE OF TURNING OUT COOL (DESPITE HAVING CELEB PARENTS)
Best Celeb Kid
and the Award goes to ...
Otis Tobias, son of Tobey Maguire & Jennifer Meyer
His parents are going to want to invest in a quality set of ear plugs 'cause this kid will LOVE to talk, he'll love to tell stories, he just wants to be loved, loves his friends, love to be surrounded by activity and is smart. His parents will be really proud of him.

Honorable Mention: Jasper Warren Paisley,
son of Brad & Kimberly Williams Paisley

He’ll be cocky, confident and not afraid to go after what he wants. He’ll be a partier who likes to show off his unique talents and he’ll have a whole lotta have fun making his achievements happen.

CELEB KID WITH THE BEST CHANCE OF BEING ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE BEVERLY HILLS POLICE CHIEF
Feistiest Celeb Kid
and the Award goes to ...
Charlotte Grace, daughter of Freddie Prinze Jr. & Sarah Michelle Gellar
Charlotte will be a completely feisty, energetic, ball of energy. She'll have a mind of her own, and she won't listen to a word her parents tell her. Charlotte knows what she wants, and goes after it 'til she gets it. Charlotte will not back down from her beliefs or opinions, and she'll LOVE being the center of attention. Her parents should invest in a large supply of high octane coffee, as they will often be staying up late, waiting for their flirtatious, funster daughter to come home sometime after curfew, and before she leaves for college. Sarah and Freddie will have a LOT of fun with their daughter - as she'll have TONS of personality and she'll make her parents laugh - but look out for Charlotte's flying hair brushes and screeching monologues - if they ever try to tell her what to do!

Honorable Mention: Stella Luna, daughter of Ellen Pompeo & Chris Every
Send in the casting director - given Stella Luna's name - there's going to be another actor in the Ellen Pompeo/Chris Ivery home! Stella will be dramatic, fun loving, risk taking, fickle & will LOVE being the center of attention. She'll be do anything for attention & will be oblivious to the consequences.

BEST CELEB PET
Best Celeb Pet
and the Award goes to ...
Drew Barrymore's dog, Flossie
Flossie needs all the comforts of life to be happy, but she's fun loving, silly, talkative, and smart. - just like her owner.

Honorable Mention: Adam Sandler's British bulldog, Matzoball
He'll be funny, curious, bold and talkative; but ultimately, he's just a real friendly dog who just wants to be loved.

MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES, FOR BOYS, OF THE YEAR
Jacob, Ethan, & Michael

MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES, FOR GIRLS, OF THE YEAR
Isabella, Emma, & Olivia

LEAST POPULAR BOY NAMES OF THE YEAR
Bernie Madoff, Tiger Woods, & Jon Gosselin

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